Saturday

Christmas Parties

Company "Holiday Parties" - - It's fun to be around the people you like and just be happy enjoying the food and drink you don't have to pay for. What makes me want to cry is the belligerence that is the nature of some people.

Now there have been some great memories from company parties in years past such as inappropriate comments from managers to employees, old people dirty dancing, and a barfing accident in the parking lot. All the typical things you see at any company party.

This year's party had some very crowning moments.

First there was The Fish - - back up to her old tricks. Free company drinks are never enough... she brought her own bottle of hard alcohol (looked like Patron to me). A couple of appetizer crackers, 1/2 a bottle of liquor and she seemed like herself. To me, the funniest thing about drunk skinny chicks is that they think they can still dance when they're three sheets to the wind. Imagine a girl, basically skin & bones with stringy unwashed hair, shaking her non-existent boot-ay with so little balance that she has to grab the nearest chair / person / fireplace guard to keep from falling down. It was comical!!!


Then there was the piano player, who convinced the future President of our company to participate in a song & dance routine. Again there was enough liquor around the room that the man stood up and grabbed his ass and crotch in front of the entire company.

Finally, Raspberry Beret brought her best friend. Both are divorced women who don't think too highly of men. Both like to party. Both got drunk. Not too surprising because that happens with the two of them every year. This year, the best friend made the mistake of wearing a dress with very little give. "Baby Got Back" came on, the women rushed to the dance floor, and when it came time to bust a move the best friend busted the back side of her dress. A beautiful black lace dress became something you would expect to see in a Red Light District. Her bits and pieces were displayed for all to see - - and even as people tried to help her off the floor, she insisted on continuing her rip-tease.

It was awful. I love the holidays!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What... no karaoke this year??

Almost makes me miss the place... almost.
Cant wait to hear more details about THIS! :-)

9:48 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

It almost makes me sad that we missed it this year. Almost! :)

2:12 AM  
Blogger Debra said...

OMG... I am so glad I have avoiding any parties containing co-workers and family for the most part, if alcohol was served... lol.

I humiliate myself and friends often enough as it is, and generally sober! haha

1:25 PM  
Anonymous grill said...

more christmas party stories!!!
Your DC fans are waiting patiently...
:-) :-) :-)

9:34 AM  
Anonymous monkey said...

Aww man! That sounds like a fantastic party!
Drunk people falling down?
Check.
Old men crotch-grabbing and gyrating?
Check.
Booty shaking culminating in a good dress-splitting?
Check.

9:55 AM  
Blogger Collin said...

Yeah... I'm thinking it was a good year to miss it.

10:22 AM  

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