Fat Bitch Returns

I thought she was gone. I prayed she was gone. I came home tonight to the fat bitch waddling in and out of her house with the smallest of items from her moving trailer. Her stick-figure husband has returned from Germany, so she decided they could move back here. Damn, damn, damn.

I think the only thing that made me happy was that her stupid kid was eating dog turds (from her damn dogs) he found on my lawn.


Anonymous monkey said...

Umm... is their kid special?
I've got a two year old and he's never threatened to eat dookie.

6:08 AM  
Blogger Conqueress said...

Actually, I think he's slow because of how he's being raised. I don't think the Fat Bitch even speaks to her kids besides yelling their names...

7:31 PM  

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